You have all heard me speak of going to the ranch for a little while at the end of March. Unfortunately, my dear sister had an accident, for which I decided to stay a little bit, not that that was a big issue -- the ranch really runs itself most of the time. Still, I think that it is the best time for me to clear my head and distance myself from everything that is going on in the apartment complex, as suggested by my therapist.
I am aware Paris is sick but I have heard and seen that he is in good hands. Please take care of my brother, Helen. Also, Paris, if you are reading this, we can talk about you moving in when you feel better. Just focus on getting better soon. Fluids and rest, brother.
In any case, I will be leaving promptly tomorrow at 6 in the morning for Kentucky. I will be gone for at least a week, depending on how smoothly things are really running over there. I invited Pegasus to come with me, but he has not responded. In any case, you can reach me on my cellular phone at 555-8769.
EDIT: [Filter: Cassandra]I have left a note on the kitchen table as to the location of the guns and the axes and...well, everything else. Use them as necessary.
I have heard Agamemnon is there. If he comes within
two three six feet of you, feel free to kneecap him.